Lumberjack... (sorry Monty Python)

Στο blog του φίλου karpidi, υπάρχει το θέμα «Γιατί δεν θα ψηφήσω ΠΑΣΟΚ». Σε κάποιο σημείο αναφέρει:

"Όχι πως δεν με πείθει ο Γιώργος Παπανδρέου ως άνθρωπος. Το αντίθετο. Νομίζω πιστεύει αυτά που λέει. Φιλελεύθερες λύσεις με κοινωνικό πρόσωπο. Σοσιαλδημοκράτης παλιάς κοπής."

Η απάντησή μου είναι:

Καλά, αυτό είναι τρελό lol.

Πραγματικά εμένα ο Γιωργάκης δεν με πείθει για τίποτα. Ενδεικτική είναι η στάση του με τα θέματα της παιδείας. Αρκεί μια αναδρομή στις υπουργικές του θητείες για να δεις πόσο αδιάφορος έχει υπάρξει ως υπουργός. Ειδικά στο υπουργείο παιδείας. Αν έχεις κανένα γνωστό πανεπιστημιακό που να συνδικαλιζόταν εκείνη την εποχή, ρώτα τον για τον Γιωργάκη... Εγώ ρώτησα τότε που έκανε τις προτάσεις για την παιδεία...

Δεν ξέρω, μπορεί να μην ήθελε το παλικάρι να γίνει πολιτικός...

The Lumberjack Sketch remixed...

ΓΠ: All right, I confess. I am not a politician ... I hate politics. I have this terrible un-un-uncontrollable fear whenever I see politicians. When I was a kid I used to hate the sight of politicians. My mother said I was a fool! She said the only cure for it was to get in parliament. So I spent all these GHASTLY YEARS studying to become a politician!
...
Can you imagine what it's like... being in parliament and running all these ministries for all these years?
...
I didn't want to be a politician and a minister anyway. I didn’t want to run ΠΑΣΟΚ. I wanted to be............

A Lumberjack!!!!
...
Leaping from tree to tree as they float down mighty rivers of British Columbia! The Fir! The Larch! The Redwood! The mighty Scots Pine!

...
The plucky little Aspen! The great limping rude tree of Nigeria!
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The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees!
...
With my best gal by my side, we'd sing, SING...

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

ΓΠ : I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
and have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties : He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
he goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
and has buttered scones for tea.
All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day!

ΓΠ : I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars!
Mounties : He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
he likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
and hangs around in bars?!
All: ...He's a lumberjack, and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and he works all day!

ΓΠ : I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girlie,
just like my dear papa!

Mounties : He cuts down trees, he wears... high heels?
Suspenders... and a bra?!

Wants to be a girlie?!

...Poofter! Bloody poofter!

One Mountie : Pinko commie fairy faggot...

His Girl: Oh, ΓΠ! And I thought you were so RUGGED!!



Mounties : (suddenly) He's a lumberjack, and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
Sleeps all night and he works all day!



Update: Σκέφτηκα να το εμπλουτίσω με λίγες φωτογραφίες...